I just got off the phone with the fellas down in the Shipping & Football Espionage Department, and there has been an incredible development. Someone mailed some tape from NC State’s closed spring scrimmage to BTP headquarters by accident! I knew the $5 billion budget I gave those guys was gonna start getting results.
I haven’t had the time yet to review the film ahead of time, so let’s just watch it together.
Hey, so does any of this seem off to you? For one thing, I don’t remember these helmets at all. Plus I thought the guys on the football team were bigger. And faster. And larger. And I could have sworn that we were planning a larger emphasis on the forward pass.
Well, there’s no telling what they’ve been concocting behind closed doors these last few weeks, so I’m not going to worry about it too much. It’s just nice to see a little football in April.